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Monday, 10 June 2013
Sunday, 9 June 2013
New seriese & first kiss
What up guys? Jonas here. Well today I'm proud to announce I'll be making a new series called "Life stories" the "life stories" series will consist of stories such as first kiss, etc.. Please note, these series may be bad to some viewers and you should not read this if you are a young child.
Alright guys, lets start this off.
Our first life story will be of my first kiss. Thats right, my FIRST kiss.
If I remember it correctly, it was in 6th grade at a Christmas party. For confidental reasons, I'll say her name was Bob. Bob was extremely attractive, and I'm not gonna lie I had a crush on her for quite a while. Well, we were in the hosts basement with my cousin, and Bob and my cousin got into a little fight. I pulled "Bob" over into a different section of the basement (the back) where no one could see us, and then we started talking. I'm not gonna lie I had been watching quite a bit of pornography that year so I knew how to kiss. As I was speaking with her, she kinda leaned her head in and just started to stare at me. She was kinda buzzed, I'm not gonna lie. Soon after, I turned around and she tapped me on the shoulder, and I knew it was on. #yolo #swag. She leaned in for the kiss, as did I and we locked lips. TBH I didn't think it was going to be like that, but I did enjoy it quite a bit. After this, we kissed some more, and soon after it was just a normal thing. Although we never dated, I liked it that way. Thanks for viewing, give me feedback on this new series, thanks!
-Jonas
Alright guys, lets start this off.
Our first life story will be of my first kiss. Thats right, my FIRST kiss.
If I remember it correctly, it was in 6th grade at a Christmas party. For confidental reasons, I'll say her name was Bob. Bob was extremely attractive, and I'm not gonna lie I had a crush on her for quite a while. Well, we were in the hosts basement with my cousin, and Bob and my cousin got into a little fight. I pulled "Bob" over into a different section of the basement (the back) where no one could see us, and then we started talking. I'm not gonna lie I had been watching quite a bit of pornography that year so I knew how to kiss. As I was speaking with her, she kinda leaned her head in and just started to stare at me. She was kinda buzzed, I'm not gonna lie. Soon after, I turned around and she tapped me on the shoulder, and I knew it was on. #yolo #swag. She leaned in for the kiss, as did I and we locked lips. TBH I didn't think it was going to be like that, but I did enjoy it quite a bit. After this, we kissed some more, and soon after it was just a normal thing. Although we never dated, I liked it that way. Thanks for viewing, give me feedback on this new series, thanks!
-Jonas
Saturday, 8 June 2013
Need a header
Hello all yall, as you may or may not know we are in need of a header. If you or anyone you know can make a header for us, please let us know with a comment below, or on any of our other posts. The person with the best header will be an author on this blog. Thanks guys,
Jonas
Jonas
Elementary school stories
Hey guys, my names Dylan and I'm a new poster here. I am going to be starting a writing series called "Elementary School Stories" So yeah, here's the first story.
For private purposes, I'm just going to call the new kid "John."
On the first day of 6th grade, a new kid joined our school. His name was "John." And of course, this kid was in my class and sat at the same group table as me. He looked funny. He had uncombed hair and was very small. I'd say he was 4 foot 6. I didn't judge a person by looks though and decided to try to get to know him.
For that whole year, I regretted it. He'd always follow me around and try to be funny. His jokes had no context, all he did was say the same thing over and over again. His favorite phrases were, "LETS HAVE A HOEDOWN," "NEXT TIME GIVE HIM A TISSUE." Anywaay, one day when I was sitting home alone doing nothing he knocked at my door and asked if I could hang out. I couldn't exactly say no since I had no good excuse and was doing nothing. My time at his house consisted of me watching him build ironman on minecraft for a few hours.
After that, I decided to keep my distance from him at school. That proved to be hard and the first thing he did when he saw me at school was screaming "HEY DYLAN. WASN'T THAT A FUN PLAYDATE AT MY HOUSE YESTERDAY?" By that time, everyone pretty much thought that "John" was annoying. Dammit, I was so embarrassed.
For private purposes, I'm just going to call the new kid "John."
On the first day of 6th grade, a new kid joined our school. His name was "John." And of course, this kid was in my class and sat at the same group table as me. He looked funny. He had uncombed hair and was very small. I'd say he was 4 foot 6. I didn't judge a person by looks though and decided to try to get to know him.
For that whole year, I regretted it. He'd always follow me around and try to be funny. His jokes had no context, all he did was say the same thing over and over again. His favorite phrases were, "LETS HAVE A HOEDOWN," "NEXT TIME GIVE HIM A TISSUE." Anywaay, one day when I was sitting home alone doing nothing he knocked at my door and asked if I could hang out. I couldn't exactly say no since I had no good excuse and was doing nothing. My time at his house consisted of me watching him build ironman on minecraft for a few hours.
After that, I decided to keep my distance from him at school. That proved to be hard and the first thing he did when he saw me at school was screaming "HEY DYLAN. WASN'T THAT A FUN PLAYDATE AT MY HOUSE YESTERDAY?" By that time, everyone pretty much thought that "John" was annoying. Dammit, I was so embarrassed.
PART 2 COMING SOON:
-DYLAN aka dilidog jones.
Friday, 7 June 2013
Hello
Hi, my name is Sweetie or Gracie, either one is fine. I'm actually pretty exciting to post here :D. Here I'm going to post rage comics and a lot of stories.
Here's one of my rage comics. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
:) ~Gracie.
Here's one of my rage comics. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
:) ~Gracie.
Gangsta
What up guys, Jonas here for story time. Alright guys, so this is about yesterday, while traveling to New York. For our Spanish trip, we go on a field trip to Spanish Harlem. If you didn't know, Spanish Harlem is really ghetto, and its not a place to fuck around with people. (BIG MISTAKE) My friend and I were on his phone, and I decided to look up "How to look like a gangster." We dressed up in all red, and that was probably the biggest mistake I ever made. As we were leaving the bus, I'm assuming a gang member of a different gang. It turns out, they don't like people in the red as they are rivals.
Basically, the guy started calling me a white cracker and threatened to shoot me, yeah, don't mess with the projects y0.
If you'd like to learn how to become a gangster click here.
Although I was threatened and called a white cracker, the trip was really fun.
Thats all,
Jonas
Basically, the guy started calling me a white cracker and threatened to shoot me, yeah, don't mess with the projects y0.
If you'd like to learn how to become a gangster click here.
Thats all,
Jonas
Wednesday, 5 June 2013
Hey guys! Welcome to this new blog, here we will be posting about school stories, our life, and whatever the fuck we want to post about it. Our authors will be Sweetie, and Dylan. I'll be writing in blue, Sweetie will be writing in pink, and Dylan will be posting in red. I'll talk to you later.
Peace
Jonas
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